1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm really busy with my period
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