Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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