sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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