i just wanna soil my oats bro
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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