Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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