Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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