I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My balls are so social today.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
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