Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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