i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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