Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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