my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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