Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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