I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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