when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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