i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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