Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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