i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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