Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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