But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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