So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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