i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I love having hate sex.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You pole danced in your parka.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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