He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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