Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
