i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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