Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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