After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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