Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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