stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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