this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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