sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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