so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
