Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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