what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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