i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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