Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
