Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
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