Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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