Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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