so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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