Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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