Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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