I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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