omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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