He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
there is puke in my bra ... again
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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