If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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