I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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