Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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