I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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