Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
40s are totally the cure
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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