btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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