everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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