stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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