when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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