we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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