So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just googled if crying burns calories
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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